Double Entendres Quotes

#1. I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

Craig Ferguson

#2. Holy guacamole. Was that a double entendre? I swear that was a double entendre. Someone hold my panties on for me because Mason Lowe was freaking flirting with me, using double entendres.

Linda Kage

#3. I say 'as it were' or 'so to speak' too often because puns and double entendres keep insinuating themselves into my consciousness as I'm talking.

Guy Gavriel Kay

#4. I am always surprised when people read double entendres into my innocuous babble.

Nigella Lawson

#5. Had ideas, crazy, late-night fantasies strung together like a paper-clip chain.

Amy Garvey

#6. This lucid explanation of the phenomena we had witnessed appeared to me quite satisfactory. However great and mighty the marvels of nature may seem to us, they are always to be explained by physical reasons. Everything is subordinate to some great law of nature.

Jules Verne

#7. I know this music from memory, not from the music.

Eugene Ormandy

#8. Kestilan? There was that name again. Oliver fought down an irrational surge of jealousy for this mysterious being who took up so much of Petunia's attention.

Jessica Day George

#9. Young people are thoughtless as a rule.

Homer

#10. Knock the 't' off the 'can't'

George Reeves

#11. I never get bored of a workout, because I feel great after a session.

Esha Gupta

#12. Principles without facts are empty, but facts without principles are blind.

Peter Kreeft

#13. He, as he told his tale, did not look her in the face, but sat with his eyes fixed upon her muff.

Anthony Trollope