Donnie Baker Funny Quotes

#1. I believe the gay community is a good group of people but with groups like NAMBLA [a pedophile group] riding on their coattails.

Alan Chambers

#2. I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm telling a lot of jokes about it.

Doug Benson

#3. Despair was no different than drugs or booze or gambling - it could become a habit, just as easily as anything else.

Kit Rocha

#4. I'm very sturdy and very proud of it.

Bryce Dallas Howard

#5. Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.

Bo Burnham

#6. The faster you want to get rich, the more accurate with numbers you must be.

Robert Kiyosaki

#7. It is almost irrestible for humans to believe that we have some special relation to the universe, that human life is not just a more-or-less farcical outcome of a chain of accidents reaching back to the first three minutes, but that we were somehow built in from the beginning.

Steven Weinberg

#8. Nobody wants to go through divorce, especially when there's young children involved.

Lindsay Davenport

#9. Do you suppose she's a wildflower?

Lewis Carroll

#10. There is no bigot like the atheist.

G.K. Chesterton

#11. In the gospel message, the beginning of change occurs in the heart of each individual. This heart change makes a difference in the home, then in the community, and ultimately in the nation- and in turn it shapes the future of a cultural ethos.

Ravi Zacharias

#12. Many people are caught up with the toys of contemporary society. Because of great advancements in our culture, some have cultivated an attitude of "comfortability." They may be going to hell, but it is going to be a comfortable ride for them.

A.W. Tozer