Don Herold Quotes

#1. Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

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#2. Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

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#3. Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

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#4. Very few people look the part and are it too.

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#5. An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

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#6. Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.

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#7. Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

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#8. Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.

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#9. There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

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#10. Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

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#11. It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant

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#12. I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

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#13. There is nobody as irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

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#14. There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.

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#15. Start building a network of fellow entrepreneurs that understand your passion and don't make you feel guilty about always chasing it.

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#16. [Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

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#17. Some people have nothing but experience.

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#18. Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.

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#19. I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

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#20. The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

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#21. Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

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#22. Babies are a great way to start people.

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#23. A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

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#24. If you don't have an assistant, you are one!

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#25. The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

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#26. If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

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#27. Babies are such a nice way to start people.

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#28. About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

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#29. Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

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#30. Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

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#31. Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

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#32. Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

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#33. This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths.

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#34. Interruptions are the spice of life.

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#35. If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.

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#36. A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

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#37. Be kind to dumb people.

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#38. Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.

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#39. Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.

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#40. I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

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#41. It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

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#42. The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise.

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#43. A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

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#44. The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

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#45. Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

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