Dodgeball Announcer Quotes

#1. If the law is upheld only by government officials, then all law is at an end.

Herbert Hoover

#2. I choose to be happy now

Cierra Rantoul

#3. If loneliness were a grape
the wine would be vintage
If it were a wood
the furniture would be mahogany
But since it is life it is
Cotton Candy
on a rainy day
The sweet soft essence
of possibility
Never quite maturing
from Cotton Candy on a Rainy Day

Nikki Giovanni

#4. The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family.

Lee Iacocca

#5. I survived only a year in Berkeley, partly because I declined to sign the anticommunist loyalty oath.

Jack Steinberger

#6. The laughter of children isn't mean or cutting, but pure and simple fun.

Marty Rubin

#7. America's freedom of religion, and freedom from religion, offers every wisdom tradition an opportunity to address our soul-deep needs: Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, secular humanism, agnosticism and atheism among others.

Parker Palmer

#8. I can't be your manic pixie dream girl. I can't be the girl who teaches you how to open your heart and embrace life and all that bullshit, because I'm trying to figure out how to do that myself. I need a manic pixie dream boy of my own.

Leah Raeder

#9. When I did start writing books, I didn't realize it, but the girls that grew up watching the show became moms.

Lisa Whelchel

#10. Did I not tell you that would gag a maggot on a gut wagon?

Duck Dynasty

#11. The respect that you should have for one another-I never knew any of that. So I suffered.

Gloria Gaynor