Doctor Jokes Quotes

#1. Whenever I'm sick, my doctor jokes that I have Beiber Fever!

Justin Bieber

#2. Lend's dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves, and a vampire walk into a bar. "What'll you have?" the bartender asks. "We were thinking him," the vampire answers, eyeing the doctor.
Okay, jokes weren't my strong point.

Kiersten White

#3. If you don't have any money, it is still a simple process to create in your feelings an acknowledgement that what you do have is abundance and the world is, in fact an abundant place to be.

Stuart Wilde

#4. There are no good men, only good monsters.

Anonymous

#5. As soon as I became proactive in producing my own stuff, I started getting other roles.

Ray Liotta

#6. An orange day, a happy day, a brand-new day in the secret language that only the three of us seemed to understand.
"Mmmmm," Daddy said, taking a bite of his roll. "Orange wakes you up, but cinnamon makes you remember.

Judith Fertig

#7. The TARDIS can look like whatever it wants.

Mora Early

#8. My first YA novel, not many people have read. It's a fickle business. There's a degree of timing and luck involved.

Gayle Forman

#9. No other party in Germany came near to attracting so many shady characters. As we have seen, a conglomeration of pimps, murderers, homosexuals, alcoholics and blackmailers flocked to the party as if to a natural haven. Hitler did not care, as long as they were useful to him.

William L. Shirer

#10. Great things may come from moments of nothingness.

Alexander McCall Smith