Do Not Disturb Sign Quotes

#1. I like to wear a "Do Not Disturb" sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. "Hey, how ya doin'? Knock-knock." "Read the sign, punk!"

Mitch Hedberg

#2. I have a "Do Not Disturb" sign on my hotel door. It's time to go to "Don't Disturb". It's been "Do Not" for too long. We should embrace the contraction.

Mitch Hedberg

#3. (I used to hang a "Do Not Disturb" sign on my office door, but people interpreted this as "His door is closed, but he wants me to know he's in there. I'll knock.") Be

Paul J. Silvia

#4. I sometimes wear headphones even though I'm not listening to anything just so I'm left alone. It's the next best thing to wearing a 'Do Not Disturb' sign.

Karl Pilkington

#5. Most of us have a "Do Not Disturb" sign around our necks.

Joyce Meyer

#6. The Lassans were insatiably inquisitive, and the concept of privacy was almost unknown to them. A Please Do Not Disturb sign was often regarded as a personal challenge, which led to interesting complications ...

Arthur C. Clarke

#7. I know the story by heart. The book is just a "do not disturb" sign, to make sure no one talks to me.

Laura Bradley Rede

#8. Have some sort of a private place to work in. Put up a sign to keep from being interrupted. Mine says: "Please, do not knock, do not say hello or goodbye, do not ask what's for dinner, do not disturb me unless the police or firemen have to be called."

Judith Krantz

#9. He knows the conspirators are waiting for a sign from the Sultana to light the fuse, but she has given orders never to disturb her while she is reading, not even if the palace were about to blow up ...

Italo Calvino

#10. We may not be able to control what happens to us, but we can always control how we react.

Seth Adam Smith

#11. I like not to know, unless it's something that I need to know, specifically, for how I color a performance.

Matt Bomer

#12. The Lord is knocking at the door of our hearts. Have we put a sign on the door saying: 'Do not disturb'?

Pope Francis

#13. Anger made a better warrior than fear.

Terry Goodkind

#14. Live in such a way that even if given another opportunity to live your life all over again, you would still choose to live it exactly the same way that you are living your life now.

William B. Girao

#15. I think that if politics is just about getting your backside on important seats, then it's a pretty worthless endeavor.

Chris Patten

#16. I don't think the real America is in New York or on the Pacific Coast; personally, I like the Middle West much better, places like North and South Dakota, Minneapolis and Saint Paul. There, I think, are the true Americans

Charlie Chaplin

#17. If you want real, significant, sustainable change, you need talented, committed local line leaders. If the line manager is not innovating, then innovation is not going to occur.

Peter Senge

#18. Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" on your heart.

Wiz Khalifa

#19. Washing dishes is the great equalizer. It solves many a dispute.

Jaci Burton

#20. I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.

Wanda Sykes

#21. The stereotype is the Eternal Feminine. She is the Sexual Object sought by all men, and by all woman. She is of neither sex, for she has herself no sex at all. Her value is solely attested by the demand she excites in others.

Germaine Greer