Top 21 Dmv Quotes
#1. Like at the DMV when you've passed your driver's test and had a really bad picture taken and you're waiting for them to bring you your license?" Jack said.
"Exactly, only without the filth and peasants," Aphrodite said.
Kristin Cast
#2. Imagine having no chain of titles for cars, no VIN numbers, and no DMV. There'd be total chaos! But that's basically the system for debt.
Jake Halpern
#3. This guy named Ian that I met at school. He wants to go to the DMV with me."
She hands me a plate to dry. "Well, there's true love."
I snort.
Carrie Jones
#4. (in Wisconsin, Republicans have legislated photo IDs while shutting DMV offices in areas where Democratic constituencies live and lengthening their hours of operation in GOP-dominated ones);
Anonymous
#5. If you don't like going to the DMV, imagine if the only place you could go to resolve a health care problem is some government agency.
Rush Limbaugh
#6. I would seriously rather be in a long line at the DMV than eat with people I don't know.
Anne Lamott
#7. Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the DMV.
Dave Barry
#8. She was unprepared for how much the way into Coldtown looked like a shoddily run DMV.
Holly Black
#9. My poor mum had a lot of problems with me around that time. I was young but I'd been working for years, so if she asked me to clean my room I'd say, 'You can't tell me what to do after I've worked a 12-hour day.' It gave me a power that no one that age should have.
Milla Jovovich
#11. Perhaps true hangs increased the space in one's heart, creating openness that allowed for authentic community.
Wm. Paul Young
#12. However good an argument in philosophy may happen to be, it is generally not good enough.
David Berlinski
#13. One's own independent judgment is the means by which one must choose one's actions, but it is not a moral criterion nor a moral validation; only reference to a demonstrable principle can validate one's choices.
Ayn Rand
#14. Should have told you . . . betrayed . . . the Bile . . .
Garth Nix
#15. I spent 20 years of my career primarily being a writer for hire.
Frank Darabont
#16. It was stolen. As most beautiful things eventually are.
Doug Dorst
#18. Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out.
Karl A. Menninger
#19. There is absolutely no evidence that it is harmful to children if their mother's health, well-being and autonomy and control of her own destiny is maximized by work outside the home.
Betty Friedan
#20. Between the atheism and the lesbian thing, Lily was a terrible Catholic. Even before she'd added murder to her list of sins.
Robin Talley
#21. Iron can only be destroyed by rust, and rust is a slow process which is caused by the hydrogen ion from water in the environment. Coat yourself against negative thoughts and be careful what you feed your mind because your mind is your greatest asset, make sure you are not using it against yourself.
Uzoma Nnadi
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