Dlai Comedian Quotes

#1. I love Alice more than life itself, but I can't keep her hidden forever.

Kellyn Roth

#2. On a perfect planet such as might be acceptable to a physicist, one might predict that from its origin the diversity of life would grow exponentially until the carrying capacity, however defined, was reached. The fossil record on Earth, however, tells a very different story.

Simon Conway Morris

#3. They say grief occurs in five stages. First there's denial followed by anger. Then comes bargaining, depression and acceptance. But grief is a merciless master. Just when you think you're free you realize you never stood a chance.

Emily Thorne

#4. If everyone in the music business were brutally honest about what their intentions were then you could sort things out, but it's all smoke and mirrors.

Noel Gallagher

#5. Artists recognize other artists as soon as the pencil begins to move.

Dan Simmons

#6. The contemporary world has turned its back on the attempt and even on the desire to live reasonably.

George Santayana

#7. Swish and flick.

J.K. Rowling

#8. Good creatures, do you love your lives
And have you ears for sense?
Here is a knife like other knives,
That cost me eighteen pence.
I need but stick it in my heart
And down will come the sky,
And earth's foundations will depart
And all you folk will die.

A.E. Housman

#9. When I was a child, it was a matter of pride that I could plow through a Nancy Drew story in one afternoon, and begin another in the evening ... I was probably trying to impress the librarians who kept me supplied with books.

Kathleen Norris

#10. I like stirring the pot - I think it's part of my duty, to shake people up a bit - make them look at things in a different way.

Nina Bawden

#11. Just why Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole was even more debatable than the price.

J.R.R. Tolkien