Divorce Settlement Quotes

#1. Bring It On, ..nobody in the world could handle me in a fight. Including Chuck Norris.

Bone Crusher

#2. First thing is that I love you. And the second thing is that as much as I honor your former profession, I don't think your geese care much for your betrothed and I hope they hadn't any plans on sharing our bed.

Shannon Hale

#3. My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab.

Christopher Titus

#4. Would that I had more ability! But my heart is so full, and my pen is so weak!

Harriet Jacobs

#5. I made the decision when I came to Seagram that it had to be OK that my public persona would be bad. It's the downside of a family business: anything good is because I'm somebody's son; otherwise, I'm a schmuck.

Edgar Bronfman Jr.

#6. A good wife would have sorted him out and put him on the right road..." There comes that right road again. I wonder where it is? Imogen thought

Jean Stubbs

#7. In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

Lauren Bacall

#8. Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

#9. People always assume I don't need to work for money, but my divorce settlement was not as much as it's always reported to be.

Daphne Guinness