Dispensing Machine Quotes

#1. The professor is not merely an information dispensing machine, but a skilled navigator of a complex landscape.

William Badke

#2. Memory is elastic, and no two people have the same version of any given event. Our versions of our own lives are necessarily fictional to some degree, wouldn't you agree?

Lisa Unger

#3. How are you feeling?"
"Like someone massaged me with a cheese grater."
-Clary & Simon, pg.297-

Cassandra Clare

#4. Los Angeles: city that was nothing but a slot machine dispensing plastic toys.

Marge Piercy

#5. I said might. But that's a pretty small might. Tiny.

Andy McDermott

#6. There she weaves by night and day, A magic web with colors gay. She has heard a whisper say, A curse is on her if she stay, To look down to Camelot. She knows not what the curse may be, And so she weaveth steadily, And little other care hath she, The Lady of Shalott.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

#7. I still trust my penalty sytem and will be there when I'll be needed.

Thomas Muller