Dishwashing Liquid Sayings

#1. Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Steven Wright

#2. Americans ... are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.

Kurt Vonnegut

#3. You build trust with others each time you choose integrity over image, truth over convenience, or honor over personal gain.

John C. Maxwell

#4. When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.

Chris Morris

#5. Ask any successfully married couple what keeps their relationship alive and they will tell you, "interest." It's as simple as that.

Lindsey Rietzsch

#6. I made friends with a boy who was a communist when I was 13 and that broadened my political views, but it also brought me into conflict with my father who was very Right-wing.

Vince Cable

#7. In order to fight any issue, it is necessary to fight for something, not merely against something.

Ayn Rand

#8. Everybody has a job to do. There are people in Iraq on both sides of this war who do what they do for religious reasons, and they feel with God on their side. Some people are good at annihilating people. Maybe that's their gift.

Denzel Washington

#9. In difficult and desperate cases, the boldest counsels are the safest.

Livy