Dirty Oreo Sayings

#1. Avoid second-quality issues in making up a portfolio unless they are demonstrable bargains.

Benjamin Graham

#2. Travel in car, because you can stop. Air travel any more is a nightmare. I think it's the same for everyone. If I have a choice to stand in line to get x-rayed, or see scenery, I'll take scenery.

Steve Kimock

#3. How'd he taste?"
Like a five second rule Oreo ... " he said thoughtfully
A five second rule Oreo?"
A little dirty, but still sweet ...

Amy Lane

#4. Sex is now a conceptual act, it's probably only in terms of the perversions that we can make contact with each other at all.

J.G. Ballard

#5. Yes, I missed his dick and all our play, but it was the loss of his stare, the warmth of his attention, and the emotional safety of his sphere of influence made me feel unmoored.

C.D. Reiss

#6. Perfectionism: the need to be right instead of being right.

Ira Glass

#7. Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

Kanye West

#8. The secret of what passed between him and the strange girl who

Henry James

#9. Grinning is something you do when you are entertained in some way, such as reading a good book or watching someone you don't care for spill orange soda all over themselves.

Lemony Snicket

#10. Romeo had the attention span of a slice of bread.
Which is none at all.
Every time I start to explain something, it's like not only his eyes glazed over, but his entire body. At one point, I wondered if it were possible for him to be asleep with his eyes open.
And God, he smelled good.

Cambria Hebert

#11. I made lots of short films, about nine or ten short films. And then I made a television film called 'This Little Life.'

Sarah Gavron

#12. I reach out to the sun that blinds me to feel a warmth that reminds me of the love that unbinds me.

Robert Turk