Dirty Bowling Sayings

#1. Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.'

Paul Mooney

#2. So dance music is now pop music. So now, as a dance producer, what do I have to do? So I'm starting to do alien music, because pop is not pop anymore; we need to go alien to be independent.

David Guetta

#3. President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob.

Rick Santorum

#4. Time doesn't heal all wounds, handy lie though it may be. Time forces acceptance of what cannot be changed.

E.R. Pierce

#5. All real democracy is an attempt like that of a jolly hostess to bring the shy people out.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#6. If you feel like you're at 50 percent with someone and that's as far as you'll get, you're wasting precious time. You should always be with someone who enriches your life and inspires you to be the best you can be.

Jenna Ushkowitz

#7. In my opinion, the most important thing in governance is management control.

Joko Widodo

#8. Free caffeine and sugar, a recipe for making friends.

Victoria Schwab

#9. Every time you consume factory-farmed chicken, beef, veal, pork, eggs, or dairy, you are eating antibiotics, pesticides, steroids, and hormones.

Rory Freedman

#10. Used books are the sluts of the literary world. Passed around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until eventually they end up in prison.

Stephen Colbert