Dionysius Lardner Quotes

#1. I was raised in a family where my father was the first one to go to college.

Jim Gaffigan

#2. Chemistry is so important and so unpredictable. Sometimes you get in a room with someone where aesthetically you make perfect sense as a couple, and then you read, and you're both kind of sitting there like, 'This isn't working for some strange reason; it just doesn't really pop.'

Margot Robbie

#3. Men might as well project a voyage to the Moon as attempt to employ steam navigation against the stormy North Atlantic Ocean.

Dionysius Lardner

#4. People thought I was an idiot, but I saw social networks were going to be more important, and it turned out to be true.

Robert Scoble

#5. Oh where, oh where had Snow White gone?
She'd found it easy, being pretty
To hitch a ride into the city.

Roald Dahl

#6. machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

Alan Moore

#7. Rail travel at high speed is not possible because passengers, unable to breathe, would die of asphyxia.

Dionysius Lardner

#8. This is why the social networks are successful actually, because we are living in a society where people are frustrated with living their own life but in a quiet world so thats why with the internet they are creating a new world and that is why society has changed a lot in the space of 10 years.

Emmanuel Petit

#9. It is very simple, Messi is the best in the world, and if you give him a little bit of space, he can do whatever he wants.

Neymar