Top 8 Dingus Quotes

#1. Some people make headlines while others make history.

Philip Elmer-DeWitt

#2. The riot screws did not stop there, they dragged him down the corridor where ten other nameless screws repeatedly coshed him over the head and face and body. Dingus by now was totally out cold, he had received the equivalent injuries of someone who was involved in a car crash.

Stephen Richards

#3. I can't take living in this dorm," the voice on speaker says. "My roommate's a fruit loop dingus.

Colleen Hoover

#4. Administrators don't believe in conspiracies. If they did, they'd have to resign their jobs. That

James Lee Burke

#5. My roommate's a fruit loop dingus.

Colleen Hoover

#6. I can do nothing for you but work on myself ... you can do nothing for me but work on yourself!

Ram Dass

#7. Is anyone saying same-sex couples can't love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?

Rick Santorum

#8. The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.

Jackie Gleason

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