Ding Ling Quotes

#1. But only those who have aims and ambitions for the benefit, not of the individual, but of humankind as a whole can persevere to the end.

Ding Ling

#2. In truth, it is I who have defiled myself, for one is one s own fiercest enemy.

Ding Ling

#3. I really like beer.

Joss Whedon

#4. God generously gave him everything else that's good, but why did he leave out all intelligence?

Ding Ling

#5. Live and die your own way, unnoticed.

Ding Ling

#6. My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won't you play with my ding-a-ling.

Chuck Berry

#7. Real Freedom is to not feel limited when wearing this Zen robe, this troublesome formal robe. Similarly, in our busy life we should wear this civilization without being bothered by it, without ignoring it, without being caught by it.

Shunryu Suzuki

#8. When will it no longer be necessary to attach special weight to the word 'woman' and raise it specially?

Ding Ling

#9. I wished that I ... had no savvy at all. No savvy to cause me heartache. No savvy to make me hope, and then leave me useless.

Ingrid Law

#10. In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.'

Doug Benson

#11. If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.

Dennis Miller

#12. Keep a small can of WD-40 on your desk-away from any open flames-to remind yourself that if you don't write daily, you will get rusty.

George Singleton

#13. One may conquer millions in battle, but he who conquers himself, only one, is the greatest of conquerors.

Walpola Rahula

#14. Nobody will be able to forgive me but myself.

Ding Ling

#15. I have learned to accept that, in the present moment at least, things are exactly as they are meant to be, and although I cannot control the future any more than I could control the wind and the weather, I can manage it and influence it in a positive way.

Roz Savage

#16. I think there's too much of the wrong type of influences that stem from hip-hop.

Vince Staples

#17. The self is every person's true enemy.

Ding Ling

#18. I like the consistency of having people in my life for a long time.

David LaChapelle

#19. Belief and disbelief were the same creature within me.

Lewis Nordan

#20. I wanted to escape from love, but didn't know how.

Ding Ling

#21. She spoke throught her teeth. "Almost, dear. What were the real words you used? The bad words. It's okay to say them again, just this once."
I shrugged, "fine. I said' ... just 'cause Daddy wants you to suck on his ding-a-ling.

Michael Siemsen

#22. With the absence of pressure, it's hard to do great things.

Geno Auriemma

#23. Happiness is to take up the struggle in the midst of the raging storm and not to pluck the lute in the moonlight or recite poetry among the blossoms.

Ding Ling

#24. The answer is, of course, to simplify, to prioritize, and in some cases, to use a well-known phrase, "Just say no!" But actually doing it may prove to be one of the real challenges in our complicated, overheated lives.

M. Russell Ballard