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#1. Everyone seems to think I'm very ladylike. That I'm very cultured and intelligent. I drink alot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the F-word. I've told a few dirty jokes. I arm-wrestle.
#2. I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks!
-Totie Fields-
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