Diaper Rash Quotes

#1. Chess has this in common with making poetry; that the desire for it comes upon the amateur in gusts.

A.A. Milne

#2. If I could split myself into five people, I would still be behind on my writing schedule. I see now why James Patterson cloned himself so many times.

Peter James West

#3. Neither. I was attracted to him because he's hot. Though, I stayed with him because he's fucking awesome in bed.

Laurelin Paige

#4. To look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain the first fifteen years of her life than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive.

Jane Austen

#5. When I ran for governor, was I ambitious? Yes. Anyone, male or female, who goes through the trials of a campaign must be ambitious.

Madeleine M. Kunin

#6. I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Roddy Piper

#7. The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)

Devon Monk

#8. Always choose the adventure ... unless, it's chilly outside and there's a cup of warm coffee resting near a book and comfy sofa.

Barbara Brooke

#9. You want to be honest with a character and play it truthfully, and you want to be genuine with your character.

Mila Kunis