Detective Warren Quotes

#1. I am honored to have the opportunity to inspire the young and the young at heart through our Picture Books and author talks.

Julie Freyermuth

#2. Your word travels the entirety of space and reaches my cells which are my stars then goes to yours which are my light.

Frida Kahlo

#3. Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

John Green

#4. Ain't no Jesus in Snowtown, Detective.

Warren Ellis

#5. If Jesus has taught me anything, though, it's that sometimes you can really want to know somebody and it takes them forever to want to know you back.

Bob Goff

#6. For people steeped in biblical wonders and supernatural lore, alterations in the night sky, including the aurora borealis in northern latitudes, carried even greater portent.

A. Roger Ekirch

#7. Detective John Tallow, 1st Precinct."
"You," said Scarly. "I hate you so much my dick is hard.

Warren Ellis

#8. I stood there alone in the eerily silent streets of Las Vegas and listened to my penis cry.

Warren Ellis

#9. [ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it across the eyes once with a lucky shot with the butt of my gun, but it got up again and shat in my telephone.

Warren Ellis

#10. I chose to tell the story visually, so that anyone of any age, from any country, could understand it.

Bill Watterson

#11. Bat stood in the open door and said I am a crime scene unit detective from the New York City Police Department, you heinous fucking mongoloid, and there is nothing I cannot do.

Warren Ellis