Dersch Homestead Quotes

#1. I get paid to not laugh.

Julia Barr

#2. Don't try to outfox this chicken...

Travis Berketa

#3. The mistake that straight people made was imposing the monogamous expectation on men. Men were never expected to be monogamous.

Dan Savage

#4. None, while in flesh, can be entirely free from himsa, because one never completely renounces the will to live.

Mahatma Gandhi

#5. As soon as a man stopped wandering
and stood still an looked around him,
he found a god in that place.

Eudora Welty

#6. Young atheists abound, but old atheists are rare.

James Cook

#7. I asked, 'What is this guy?' They said, he's part-fish, part-bird, maybe a bit of lizard, and you don't have to go through five hours of makeup to play him. That was good enough for me.

Geoffrey Rush

#8. Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.

Ambrose Bierce

#9. How did an allegedly free people spawn a vast, rampant cuttlefish of dominion with its tentacles in every orifice of the body politic?

P. J. O'Rourke