Depressing Humour Quotes

#1. My art springs from my desire to have things in the world which would otherwise never be there.

Carl Andre

#2. The use of money is all the advantage there is in having it.

Benjamin Franklin

#3. Every art expression is rooted fundamentally in the personality and temperament of the artist.

Hans Hofmann

#4. It was the very worst kind of Banbury-Road house, depressing, with laurels. The front door was opened by a slut. I had never seen a slut before but recognized the genus without difficulty as soon as I set eyes on this one.

Nancy Mitford

#5. I really think happiness is very closely aligned with success, and may almost be an interchangeable synonym. Happiness (like success) also comes from doing what we feel called to do in life; however, it's also obvious no one can experience one without the other.

Donna Fargo

#6. Actually, it's not the impertinence I'm punishing him for, it's that he let other people know what he wanted.

Douglas Coupland

#7. Do not always live in your world; visit the worlds of others too!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#8. Been There, Fuck That'.

C.M. Stunich

#9. Saints can spring from any soil.

John Steinbeck

#10. This is why relays are so important, because you can find more in yourself for someone else, than what you can ever find for yourself.

Ian Thorpe