Dental Floss Quotes

#1. YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.

James Patterson

#2. Dying is easy, getting the dental floss off your finger and into the trash is hard.

Gregor Collins

#3. No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.

Janette Rallison

#4. Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

Frank Zappa

#5. They weren't people that liked change. They were the kind of people that would have tied change to a chair with dental floss if they could in order to avoid it. They were the type of people who desired to live in their virtual bubbles and grew to resent anyone that challenged that world.

Anna M. Aquino

#6. My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

Rodney Dangerfield

#7. Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough.

Rachel McAdams

#8. How often did he feel it now, this gorgeous, furtive seclusion? In the bath sometimes, maybe. Though Jean failed to understand his need for periodic isolation and regularly dragged him back to earth mid-soak by hammering on the locked door in search of bleach or dental floss.

Mark Haddon

#9. Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss.

Matt Chandler

#10. I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

Frank Zappa

#11. Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse.
Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth ... so get the dental floss.

Redman

#12. It is time for us to face that our revolution has stalled.

Sheryl Sandberg

#13. Financial markets need to become less, not more, efficient.

Ha-Joon Chang

#14. Blindfolded, your feelings are enhanced. You see less, you see nothing, but you feel more. You feel everything.

Chloe Thurlow

#15. A novel is born several times and dies several times, before it takes its final life form.

Manjiri Prabhu

#16. Everything is on its way to somewhere.

John Travolta