Demeaned Def Quotes

#1. Oh aye ... my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'

Billy Connolly

#2. Brahms stayed an extra day to hear my [Fifth] Symphony and was very kind ... I like his honesty and open-mindedness. Neither he nor the players liked the finale, which I also think rather horrible.

Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

#3. What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

Bobby Heenan

#4. Any woman who marries an Italian must accept the undeniable fact that she has also married his mother.

Diane Cilento

#5. The showstopper! The icon! The main event!

Shawn Michaels

#6. Wherever God spends the day, He comes home to sleep in Rwanda.

Naomi Benaron

#7. Good magic opens the mysteries to all; bad magic seeks simply to mystify.

Theodore Roszak

#8. The Bible says that man is born to trouble as the sparks fly upward. Well, trouble followed me like sharks trailing a slave ship. Even when I tried to get away it was there swirling in a vortex around me.

Adrian McKinty