Defocused Christmas Quotes

#1. Since, as is well know, God helps those who help themselves, presumably the Devil helps all those, and only those, who don't help themselves. Does the Devil help himself?

Douglas Hofstadter

#2. Of course smartphones are brilliant inventions, but the nefarious thing about Twitter and other social media is that it starts to fill all the gaps in your day. I quickly become an addict.

Nick Offerman

#3. Women come in all shapes and sizes, and we are what we want to be, not the label that is placed on us.

Erin Willett

#4. So as the years draw on toward the Biblical limit, the inclination to look back, and to tell some sort of story of what one has seen, grows upon most of us.

Mary Augusta Ward

#5. Y'know, if anyone happens to know the name of a good literary agent that will actually return phone calls...

Rob Steele

#6. I only want to make music because I have a passion for it.

Annie Lennox

#7. Show the Sarows some respect,

V.E Schwab

#8. Anytime you need to watch somebody die, die for real, check out how they get their orgasm at the end of a porn. Their mouth biting to get just one more inhale of air.

Chuck Palahniuk

#9. When someone abuses me I can defend myself, but against praise I am defenceless.

Sigmund Freud

#10. I love creepy old dudes. I love that they have so much self-confidence, despite having no evidence whatsoever to back it up.

Kesha

#11. I look to historians for their power to illuminate not just the invisible lineaments of the present, but also that which is not present. What are the roads that were not taken that most shape our own time?

Rick Perlstein