Definitely Not Dysfunctional Quotes

#1. Epidemics historically have tended to kill the very young and the very old, but AIDS is different: Those ages 20 to 40 are most affected, which means that so far over 12 million African children have been orphaned because of AIDS.

Marvin Olasky

#2. This game's stupid," said Lief. "Who the heck is Zelda, anyway?

Neal Shusterman

#3. I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.

Steven Wright

#4. I forget what the weather was like that day, probably cloudy with a chance of emotion. All I remember is that it was windy; it was the type of wind that would blow your words in the opposite direction so they would never be heard.

Hillary Wen, Hildy Wen

#5. They make a desolation and call it peace.

Agha Shahid Ali

#6. She would let a speeding automobile hit her to show them all how unloved she was.

Lisa Dierbeck

#7. The thing that I want to do, the most important thing to me is winning. How we do it, I really don't care.

Mike Singletary

#8. You design the life you want to have.

T. Harv Eker

#9. If Albert Einstein was right, Cal Ripken should have been a CEO or politician rather than a shortstop, because Ripken led by example over and over ... and over again.

Don Yaeger

#10. Lucy- "Wow, no one ever fights over me."
Justin- "My multiple personalities fight over you constantly. There is a war going on inside me."
Rue- "This is for the war going on outside.

Holly Black

#11. On October 19, 1949, I got a telephone call from the Philadelphia (A's) front office informing me I had been traded to the White Sox for Joe Tipton. I was surprised and hurt.

Nellie Fox

#12. You know what we should do? We should just put flags on everybody. Let's make it the NFFL - the National Flag Football League. It's unbelievable.

Brian Urlacher

#13. I am convinced our own happiness requires that we should continue to mix with the world, and to keep pace with it as it goes. - Wise words from Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826).

Thomas Jefferson

#14. Except for Love, nothing you see will remain forever.

Rumi