Decoded Mtv Quotes

#1. Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.

Fran Lebowitz

#2. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Steven Wright

#3. His lovely wife tends her zinnias in the mild morning light and his find young man comes fondly mishandling that perpetually lost sheep of a cat, Soapy, once more back from perdition for the time being, to what would have been general rejoicing.

Marilynne Robinson

#4. When God says it's your time to shine, no Jupiter can hold you back.

Abdulazeez Henry Musa

#5. I wanted to ask her so many questions but I didn't because we don't talk to people anymore because saying something would be stranger than saying nothing to a stranger.

Tahereh Mafi

#6. Or perhaps it was simply that things were happening inside her, terrible things, which no one else could even guess at, and thus it was impossible for her to engage with everyday life at the same time.

Han Kang

#7. My business is circumference.

Emily Dickinson

#8. I disagree with those who suggest that we permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it can kill you. That is sheer hysteria. I think we should permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it has been making us sick for quite a while.

Gene Weingarten

#9. I can still hear the words you whispered when you told me I can stay right here forever in your arms from Forever and for Always

Shania Twain

#10. Hope no one adds zombies to this.

Jane Austen

#11. Poets are people who can still see the world through the eyes of children.

Alphonse Daudet