David Koechner Quotes

#1. Whoever wishes to win in this game must have patience and money, since the values are so little constant and the rumours so little founded on truth

James De La Vega

#2. A big, spectacular thing can frequently be accomplished quickly. Quality usually takes longer. Fanfare and fireworks are not part of quality; therefore, only those who know true values are attracted to it. But when fanfare and fireworks are over, quality will remain.

Alfred Armand Montapert

#3. Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.

David Koechner

#4. The best thing about skiing backwards is you can see where you've been.

Warren Miller

#5. Liberalism is the transformation of mankind into cattle.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#6. It's dangerous for one actor to advise another one, especially when you're not in charge. On the set, I'm never gonna tell another person, "Here's what I think you should do." That's a discussion they should only have with the writers, producers, and directors.

David Koechner

#7. I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

David Koechner

#8. I absolutely believe that another 9/11 is possible.

Glenn Greenwald

#9. And I hate him and love him and curse him and feel sorry for him, all at the same time.

Melina Marchetta

#10. You picked the seats you did for a reason, right? Familiarity. Too bad the best sleuths avoid familiarity. It dulls the investigative instinct.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#11. The way is in training.

Miyamoto Musashi

#12. I think I went into poli-sci because I knew there was a stage, plus I thought I wanted to help people, and I realized in poli-sci that if you want to be a politician you're either born into it, or you've got an amazing brain, which those are rare - and I don't have one.

David Koechner

#13. I never sweat about work. I just assume work's coming.

David Koechner

#14. Jimmy Page bought a Les Paul because he liked mine, but it was stolen, so he bought a Standard everybody raved about .. that's what he's famous for, but his first Les Paul was a Custom like mine ... I can remember he played a Gretsch before that

Albert Lee

#15. I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.

David Koechner

#16. Every character and person in life needs a voice and every once in a while I get to inhabit the voice of the misunderstood.

David Koechner

#17. I am all about switching between genres and doing as much as possible.

David Koechner

#18. I don't like people who don't have opinions.

David Koechner

#19. I love weird man, when you get to do something that you don't necessarily get to do in real life, play characters that are a little bit outlandish.

David Koechner

#20. You have been thinking one way. Now you have to think a different way.

Joseph Campbell

#21. It's a treat, being a long-distance runner, out in the world by yourself . . . - Alan Sillitoe, The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runner

John L. Parker Jr.

#22. Finding the one who loves you is like lottery but you don't have to close up the page, just keep on searching and you'll find.

Auliq Ice

#23. I think of New Yorkers as not taking the time to talk to someone they don't know.

Carla Hall

#24. I love bouncing between different genres. And comedy, obviously, is something I enjoy doing the most and I've had the most success with. But I'm open to all jobs and all genres.

David Koechner

#25. Fatigue, discomfort, discouragement are merely symptoms of effort.

Morgan Freeman