Top 12 David Javerbaum Quotes

#1. I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.

David Javerbaum

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#2. Hen two people fall in love, it is as if some new physical constant has been added to the universe.

David Javerbaum

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#3. If there's a God, and we have all this evidence that there's evolution, but He created the world only 6,000 years ago - what is the best and most logical explanation to reconcile those two things? I came up with - He came up with it, of course - that all things are fakeable.

David Javerbaum

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#4. We can never have enough of Nature.

Henry David Thoreau

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#5. A badulaque," said Espinoza, "is someone of no consequence. It's a word that can also be applied to fools, but there are fools of consequence, and badulaque applies only to fools of no consequence.

Roberto Bolano

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#6. The point of advertising is to destroy markets.

Noam Chomsky

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#7. The soul is the truth of who we are.

Marianne Williamson

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#8. If people had told me that I would have the stamina to conduct 'Ring Cycles,' I would have been amazed. I still am.

Jeffrey Tate

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#9. The number of the devil is not 666.
That is only his area code, his number is unlisted.

David Javerbaum

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#10. I give talks to theater arts departments, and I don't know what I'll say. I don't plan a thing. It's just the energy of these young people. They're the next generation, and what they have is very representative of how I felt when I was 19 or 20 or so. I'm really happy to be with them.

Anthony Zerbe

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#11. As a Jew reading about Jesus, I thought, 'He's a pretty good guy.' It's the same conclusion Monty Python drew in 'Life of Brian' - if people actually live what he did, it would be a pretty good world. But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.

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#12. You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.

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