Dave Allen Quotes

#1. Goodnight, thank you, and may your god go with you.

Dave Allen

#2. If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

Dave Allen

#3. The only promise life fulfills is its end.

Jennifer Ellision

#4. Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

Dave Allen

#5. A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.

Dave Allen

#6. I felt like I should be wearing a sign that said "damaged" or "failure" or, at least, "injured." But some wounds only scar on the inside. Ryder

Devon Monk

#7. The man who can put himself in the place of other men, who can understand the workings of their minds, need never worry about what the future has in store for him.

Owen D. Young

#8. Rich People are students throughout their life. Poor People's learning stops after formal education.

Abhishek Kumar

#9. I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.

Dave Allen

#10. Winston Churchill was not entirely British. His mother was American, making Sir Winston part Iroquois Indian.

Rachel Blanchard

#11. It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand

Dave Allen

#12. 1 Judge me, O LORD; for I have walked in mine integrity: I have trusted also in the LORD; therefore I shall not slide.

Anonymous

#13. Believe me, the intellectual revolution is going on, and that has to come first before you see the political changes. That's where I'm very optimistic.

Ron Paul

#14. A certain excessiveness seems a necessary element in all greatness.

Harvey Cushing

#15. My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties.

Dave Allen

#16. Love has no speed limit.

Debasish Mridha

#17. I can't stand the temptation, wanna touch but I don't know
Shiny bright and squeaky clean - pretty little things I love them so
Pretty things are kind of wicked - make my sick heart feel so glad
I'm sure that nothing so pretty could be bad...

Dave Allen

#18. We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.

Dave Allen

#19. Hold on to your knickers, girls!

Victoria Beckham

#20. Lovers ever run before the clock

William Shakespeare