Dark Cryptic Sayings

#1. Life is too short not to have pasta, steak, and butter.

Iman

#2. You're just being cryptic again. It's like soap opera sex. Lots of boring dialogue and when they finally do go to bed, everything's dark and covered by blankets.

Ragnar Tornquist

#3. Trevor was as menacing as he was gorgeous. If he were a vampire, he'd be the dark kind, the kind that sneaks up on innocent girls and bites without a thought.

Ellen Schreiber

#4. Sanctify yourself and you will sanctify society.

Francis Of Assisi

#5. Because of the vulgar advent, I decided to give way and, by dark and cryptic sentences, tell of the causes of the future mutation of mankind; especially the most urgent ones, and the ones I perceived, and in a manner that would not upset their fragile sentiments.

Nostradamus

#6. The present time has one advantage over every other - it is our own.

Charles Caleb Colton

#7. We went into the Dark Woods and I almost had to get gay fairy married again and now I feel really bad and Ryan got bad-touched by trees and Fairy King Dimitri was cryptic and annoying and apparently has a size kink.

T.J. Klune

#8. You killed a tree?"
"It tried to kill me first."
"Perhaps you should tell me exactly what happened to you, Princess.

Lesley Livingston

#9. The Tower trembles; the worlds shudder in their courses. The rose feels a chill, as of winter.

Stephen King

#10. I may not believe in life after death, but what a gift it is to be alive now.

Natalie Angier

#11. The planets and moons of our solar system are blatantly visible because they reflect sunlight. Without the nearby Sun, these planets would be cryptic and dark on the sky.

Seth Shostak

#12. The Feast of Fortuna had nothing to do with tuna, which was fine with Percy.

Rick Riordan