Dang Funny Quotes

#1. Only gradually did he notice she was pretty, and more gradually still that she was probably beautiful.

M.L. Stedman

#2. It took me 42 years to write this song, and 5 minutes to sing it.
[On The Heart of the Matter, during the Eagles' Hell Freezes Over tour.]

Don Henley

#3. Do it because it's in your heart. Not because you want something in return. Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for.

Socrates

#4. The grudge you hold on to is like a hot coal that you intend to throw at someone, only you're the one who gets burned.

Gautama Buddha

#5. I don't profess to know anything about marriage that anybody else doesn't know, or how to make it right. I don't want to read about somebody who's giving me relationship advice. So I try to keep some things for myself, to have a private life.

Scarlett Johansson

#6. The worst that could happen wasn't crashing and burning, it was accepting terminal boredom as a tolerable status quo.

Timothy Ferriss

#7. There comes a point where you become tired of the loneliness and need a human touch, a caress to make you realize you still exist as a person.

Felice Stevens

#8. I am, of course, greatly honoured to win the Booker, which is one of the great literary prizes in the world.

Richard Flanagan

#9. A fundie claimed "God invented science". All of science is tentative and approximate, also sometimes mistaken. Is that the best God can do?

Graham Kendall

#10. It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.

Bjork

#11. In his other hand is a spear made from duct tape, a smashed Nokia phone from 1998 and a selfie stick. Welcome to the future.

Warren Ellis

#12. I've learned at the book signings that everyone has obstacles.

Greg Louganis

#13. The psychedelic issue is a civil rights and civil liberties issue. It is an issue concerned with the most basic of human freedoms: religious practice and the privacy of the individual mind.

Terence McKenna

#14. For he is superstitious grown of late,
Quite from the main opinion he held once
Of fantasy, of dreams, and ceremonies.

William Shakespeare