Dane Cook Harmful If Swallowed Quotes

#1. There's nothing I like more than football ... except for sex.

Romario

#2. ( ... ) You cruel creature, little mite of a thing with a heart the size of a fullstop.

James Joyce

#3. We crave, we deeply yearn for, release from the limitations of a dogma that declares separation, disunity, and judgment to be the essential condition of life.

Neale Donald Walsch

#4. CHAPTER XVIII HOW OLIVER PASSED HIS TIME, IN THE IMPROVING SOCIETY OF HIS REPUTABLE FRIENDS

Charles Dickens

#5. All I really wanted was to try and live the life that was spontaneously welling up within me. Why was that so very difficult?

Hermann Hesse

#6. I find the most interesting and most daring scripts tend to be for independent films.

Neve Campbell

#7. The information is now in your hands for you to enjoy in the way that suits you best. Learn it all, or learn a little -- the choice is yours. Have fun.

Montse Stanley

#8. Heavy burdens are not for everyone, for some they are impossible ... These are my thoughts, if you need them so much.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#9. Wherever flowers cannot be reared, there man cannot live.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#10. Pre-Calamity people had been weird. Awesome too
evidence: castle
but still pretty weird.

Brandon Sanderson

#11. When he makes you a promise, he is assuring you that however the world changes, his word will not change. Thus, he is creating the future inside the present. Even more: he is creating the present inside the present. He is establishing on stationary point amid the infinite flux of events.

Stephen Mitchell