Top 33 Dan Gutman Quotes
#1. Most problems in life are solved by getting up and going to work each day.
William Deen
#2. When the blood rushes to my head, it helps me think. Well, I know that blood rushing to your head doesn't help you grow hair, because Mr. Klutz had no hair on his head at all. He was bald as a balloon.
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#3. Democracy is not tolerance. Democracy is a prescribed way of life erected on the premise that all men are created equal.
Chester Himes
#4. If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.
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#5. A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.
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#6. Thats the first rule of being a kid
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#8. Whether a man chooses to tell the truth in long sentences or short jokes is a problem analogous to whether he chooses to tell the truth in French or in German.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
#9. Footnote:
"With all due respect" is grown-up talk for "I think you're stupid.
Dan Gutman
#10. I would love to continue to be someone that is positive but also be someone that is objective,
Tim Tebow
#11. They say there is no 'free lunch' in life. But there are free books! I still can't believe I can go to my local library and get just abut any book in the world - and I don't have to pay a dime!! It's amazing! The library is truly the greatest invention of our civilization.
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#12. Never say no. It always depends on what's possible. I don't care so much where it is; it's what I want to do that matters.
Michael Haneke
#13. No matter what ya do to help somebody, it'll hurt somebody else.
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#14. I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt.
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#15. In and effort to be fair, an umpire will sometimes cheat.
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#17. All these troubles you've been having aren't a punishment from God. He wants to use them to draw you closer to himself.
Lynn Austin
#18. ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME.
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#19. The sessions taught me a survival lesson. I had to be discreet, be cautious about what I said and did, and be very wary of others. Already I was acquiring the mask that the adults wore from long practice. Often,
Hyeonseo Lee
#20. Sometimes we spend so much time and energy thinking about where we want to go that we don't notice where we happen to be.
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#21. You wanna grow up to be a trivia question?" she asked, challenging me. "Or do you wanna make a difference in the world?
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#22. I remember, in my senior year, one of my teachers taking me aside and saying: 'You look really tired.' This was when I was being a bad kid and she knew that something was wrong.
Cecily Von Ziegesar
#23. What a computer is to me is the most remarkable tool that we have ever come up with. It's the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds.
Steve Jobs
#24. The confusing lesson whipped Frankie's anger into something she had never felt before. It was like an emotional meringue - the airy feeling of loneliness topped with the hard crisp of injustice. Yet its taste was far from sweet.
Lisi Harrison
#25. Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.
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#26. Feel the flowing life energy." "Yesssssssssssssss ... " "Can you see the universe unfolding in your mind?" Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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#27. Alan Shepard was the first and only interplanetary golfer," Coke told his sister. "He was also the first and only interplanetary litterbug," Moe said. "What he did was disgraceful.
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#28. There is truth in the high opinion that in so far as a man conforms, he ceases to exist.
Max Eastman
#29. Every bad thing that happens in the world is good for somebody.
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#30. The way your life plays out depends on which dominoes you chose to push over and which ones you leave alone.
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#32. If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager
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#33. Baseball freely admits that the sport
like civilized society
is crawling with bums.
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