Top 23 Dachshund Quotes

#1. I'll miss the comments from the people on the street who love the show and who have felt its impact on the culture. I won't miss the shooting schedule, though!

Dennis Franz

Dachshund Quotes #55105
#2. He couldn't have moved quicker if he had been the dachshund Poppet, who at this juncture was running round in circles, trying, if I read his thoughts aright, to work off the rather heavy lunch he had had earlier in the afternoon.

P.G. Wodehouse

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#3. The breed clearly originated in Germany. The name Dachshund comes from two German words, "Dachs" which means badger and "Hund" which has the meaning of hound.

Patricia O'Grady

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#4. The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren't paying for any superfluous leg.

Mary Doria Russell

Dachshund Quotes #259663
#5. But failure has kept Curt at home like a nice warm dachshund.

James Purdy

Dachshund Quotes #375526
#6. Most television could be presented by a dachshund. Radio can't, although there are a lot of dachshunds in there.

Terry Wogan

Dachshund Quotes #472395
#7. Her heart was aching, and she was lonely. I could understand loneliness. I wished there were more I could do for her, but I wasn't the one she was yearning for, so my help was limited. I was a patch, something to help suppress the sadness. That was okay. At least I was useful.

Anonymous

Dachshund Quotes #493795
#8. Her mouth was soft and moist, and she came to me like a dachshund jumping into your lap.

Charles Williams

Dachshund Quotes #570533
#9. What if you know yourself too well? What if you do not like what you know?

Ahdaf Soueif

Dachshund Quotes #611124
#10. Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund.

Victoria Magazine

Dachshund Quotes #713665
#11. small dachshund tore into his backyard carrying something in his mouth. The dog stopped about ten feet in front of him, and they stared each other down. Too well groomed to be a stray, it probably belonged to his nearest neighbor, a new renter who'd just moved in.

Shelly Alexander

Dachshund Quotes #738924
#12. The dogs came racing up the stairs. They danced at Rima's feet, frantic with the need to communicate something to her. Little Timmy's down the well! Feed us ice cream and potato chips! Sometimes there's a benefit to not sharing a language.

Karen Joy Fowler

Dachshund Quotes #778541
#13. Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

H.L. Mencken

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#14. Once Charley fell in love with a dachshund, a romance racially unsuitable, physically ridiculous, and mechanically impossible. But all these problems Charley ignored. He loved deeply and tried dogfully.

John Steinbeck

Dachshund Quotes #1252682
#15. House-training, I must tell you, is a formality that can elude young dachshunds for some time; this is particularly true in climates that affront their sensibilities with outrageous meteorological insults. Rain, for example, or a startling gust of wind.

Mary Doria Russell

Dachshund Quotes #1308198
#16. Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat ... iz not my dog!

Peter Sellers

Dachshund Quotes #1344617
#17. I learned that when people see a dachshund, they have to yell, "A wiener dog!" Like "A rainbow!" "A Shriner!" "A shooting star!" "A clown!" "A nudist colony!

Kevin Kling

Dachshund Quotes #1377303
#18. When the board games came out of the cupboard when I was a kid, I had to beat my two brothers every time.

Lily James

Dachshund Quotes #1392063
#19. I have spread my dreams under your feet.
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

W.B.Yeats

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#20. Dogs are always good and full of selfless love. They are undiluted vessels of joy who never, ever deserve anything bad that happens to them.

Steven Rowley

Dachshund Quotes #1620877
#21. i will forever be colliding
with a billion unnamed
undiscovered stars, each of us
on our own orbital paths.

Sanober Khan

Dachshund Quotes #1779720
#22. The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble.

Christopher Wren

Dachshund Quotes #1832364
#23. Coyotes don't eat dachshunds," Johnson said. "Dachshunds were bred to go down badger tunnels and drag the badgers out by their ass. A good-sized dachshund could weigh thirty pounds and has jaws like a crocodile. Old Dixie would straight-out fuck up a coyote." "Didn't know that," Virgil said. -

John Sandford

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