Cynicism And Sarcasm Quotes

#1. I'm a silly guy, I love wit and cynicism and sarcasm.

Columbus Short

#2. We humans have two things that set us apart and make us able to do what no other form of life can - reason and feel. That's because we have brains and hearts.

Toni Sorenson

#3. They had perfected their team nagging to a level where they no longer had to confer and felt they would be wasting their talents if they only admonished their own children.

Thomm Quackenbush

#4. This face. What is it like to wake up to this face?

Giuliana Rancic

#5. When you succumb to cynicism, darkness, pessimism and sarcasm you are amplifying imbalance and negativity.

Bryant McGill

#6. In the realm of ideas, of mental objects, those ideas whose properties are reproducible are called mathematical objects, and the study of mental objects with reproducible properties is called mathematics.

Philip J. Davis

#7. Only morons start a business on a loan?

Mark Cuban

#8. I wouldn't be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country.

Sol Luckman

#9. Sarcasm is a manifestation of anger, and anger can make you the puppet of your opponents.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

#10. She keeps telling
herself and others
that she doesn't want
a relationship to silence
the longing in her soul.
That alternative fact
feeds her insecurities
and starves her soul.

Sanjo Jendayi

#11. Where all think alike, no one thinks very much. - WALTER LIPPMANN

Robert B. Cialdini

#12. If you see your troubles as nothing more than isolated hassles and hurts, you'll grow bitter and angry. Yet if you see your troubles as tests used by God for his glory and your maturity, then even the smallest of incidents takes on significance.

Max Lucado

#13. Improve yourself by other men's writings thus attaining effortlessly what they acquired through great difficulty.

Socrates

#14. I could well imagine that I might have lived in former centuries and there encountered questions I was not yet able to answer; that I had been born again because I had not fulfilled the task given to me.

Carl Jung

#15. People derive the most satisfaction from doing the best they can.

Isadore Sharp

#16. I've been a bad influence on you, Mr. Galloway. Less of the sarcasm, young man. Cynicism doesn't suit you," she said.

"I hardly think sarcasm is the worst thing you've brought into my life," he muttered.

Lauren James

#17. It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer; there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm and some optimism. That's how my background influenced my comedy.

Jim Gaffigan

#18. I love you. The words are always right there on the tip of my naughty tongue. I swallow them back like I need to and say something much more practical instead. "Have you ever been acquainted with your prostate?

Sarina Bowen

#19. It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.

Jess C. Scott

#20. Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

Mark Twain

#21. We know nothing of religion here: we only think of Christ.

C.S. Lewis

#22. ...the liquor like fire in his hand

Sharon Olds