Cute Drunk Quotes

#1. I don't care about having money. It's about being happy, man.

Skrillex

#2. With my heart thumping, I froze up. I didn't dance. I was born with two left feet and they only worked together in the saddle. "Come on," Casey urged and grabbed my hand. "I wore my steel-toe boots. You can stand on my feet for all I care.

Brittney Joy

#3. I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?

Dustin Hoffman

#4. Just because you keep coming back to the same person doesn't make it true love, it might mean you haven't found one yet.

Adriane Leigh

#5. Famous is celebrityism, and I don't want that ... I know that I'm not that. Everybody knows who you are. I can't imagine living that life, but I don't think I consider myself famous.

Robin Wright

#6. I don't drink to get drunk. That's just not cute.

Taylor Swift

#7. Wha ... what are you smiling for ... ? If I'd swallowed that needle, I'd have died! It's not like putting tabasco in ohagi!!!

Ryukishi07

#8. Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

Drew Carey

#9. I have a chemical imbalance that, in its most extreme state, will lead me to a mental hospital.

Carrie Fisher

#10. I always said if I had to pick one Grand Slam to win, it would be the U.S. Open.

Andy Roddick

#11. Language is not neutral. It is not merely a vehicle which carries ideas. It is itself a shaper of ideas.

Dale Spender

#12. Harsh winds, rough seas, still hearts.

Rae Carson

#13. There are few professions whose primary objective is to advance the cause of humanity rather than simply to make money or accrue power. Among this limited group of humanitarians I would number teachers, nurses, bookstore owners, and bartenders.

Jack McDevitt

#14. The smallest of the children fascinated Myron, and he watched them in amazement. They were like short drunk people, loud and usually dirty, but all were surprisingly cute and looked at him in much the same way that he looked at them.

Michael J. Sullivan

#15. I'm only doing one more," Ruby said, scrolling through her phone. "Nobody likes a day-drunk hussie."
"Hey, give yourself some credit. You'll be a really cute day- drunk hussie.

Daniel Younger

#16. Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

Diane Arbus

#17. When Scorsese shoots a violent scene, it's very uncomfortable - it's not like watching 'Rambo.'

Gerard Way

#18. Hazel kissed boys for all kinds of reasons
because they were cute, because she was a little drunk, because she was bored, because they let her, because it was fun, because they looked lonely, because it blotted out her fears for a while, because she wasn't sure how many kisses she had left.

Holly Black

#19. Never wish a veteran "Happy" Memorial Day.

Rick DeStefanis

#20. Epiphanies are never convenient, and often arrive too late.

Neal Shusterman

#21. The darkest hour is closest to dawn.

Jack Canfield