Top 8 Cute Christmas Coal Sayings
#1. Your Lord is bountiful to mankind: yet most of them do not give thanks.
Elijah Muhammad
#2. I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming.
"You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend.
Chelsea M. Cameron
#3. This is a musical, ma'am. If there's no gay, there's a problem.
Andrew Rannells
#4. Golf courses are becoming far too long. Twenty years ago we played three rounds of golf a day and considered we had taken an interminably long time if we took more than two hours to play a round. Today it not infrequently takes over three hours.
Alister MacKenzie
#5. The idea was to make a movie ourselves with everyone playing a cameo role. Preferably before we all go, 'cos poor old Charlie Wilson was murdered, and of course Buster has gone.
Ronald Biggs
#6. And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
Mark McKinney
#7. It is in the doing that makes the being worthwhile.
Jeffrey Fry
#8. My dad told us up front, 'Guys, if you want to play sports, go ahead, but it's your decision.'
Peyton Manning
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