Christmas Coal Quotes

#1. I was seriously considering giving both Ellie and Braden a lump of coal for their Christmas present this year as a thank-you for turning Joss into a normal person who annoyed her friends with her terrible matchmaking skills.

Samantha Young

#2. Ripley is married. And he's not lost. He has his feet on the ground.

Patricia Highsmith

#3. When I am writing, I do not distinguish between the natural and supernatural. Everything seems real. That is my world, you could say.

Haruki Murakami

#4. I'd felt obligated to get Ian a Christmas present. A chunk of coal sat in a brightly wrapped box under the tree, his name written in big bold letters on the front of it.
Ian might be family, but he still had been a very naughty boy this year.

Jeaniene Frost

#5. Donald Trump is a big Christmas gift wrapped under the tree for Hillary Clinton. She desperately hopes she runs against Donald Trump. I, however, am the lump of coal in Mrs. Clinton's stocking, and she desperately hopes she does not run against me.

Carly Fiorina

#6. Maybe he was the anti-Santa, of the South Pole, and he was going to show them where the elves made lumps of coal for Anti-Christmas.

Lev Grossman

#7. Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul. With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal. Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say. He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day.

Jack Nelson

#8. Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure

Lemony Snicket

#9. Brother killing brother, father slaying son. From the looks of this old graveyard, hell nobody really won.

Darryl Worley

#10. Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.

Ray Bradbury

#11. An extraordinary amount of arrogance is present in any claim of having been the first in inventing something.

Benoit Mandelbrot