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#1. If you're going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.

Anton Szandor LaVey

#2. We are richer in material wealth than those villagers; but their spirit is a nobler spirit than ours. We

Kahlil Gibran

#3. We know that there can never be any solid friendship between individuals, or union between communities that is worth the name, unless the parties be persuaded of each others honesty

Thucydides

#4. Chauncy Burr ... talks well, possibly better than he thinks. But this is a common failing.

Elizabeth Cady Stanton

#5. A freshet in the autumn does not compensate for a drought in the spring.

Mary Boykin Chesnut

#6. A mitzvah that costs money is worth more than one that costs nothing.

Nachman Of Breslov

#7. My career is inexplicable to me. So far I've just been not getting fired despite being myself.

Nick Offerman

#8. Alas, Tis true that words are queer
And yet my son, you need not fear.
For in this volume can be seen
All English words and what they mean.
(about a Websters dictionary wrapped in a pink bow)

Amor Towles

#9. Love was like notches on a speaker that could be cranked up and down, the decibels of desire, the frequencies of feeling. Sometimes she thought that she might have cranked it all the way up and broken the dial before the music had even started.

Alice Pung

#10. There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.

Banksy

#11. Walter rolled his eyes. "Sack up, kid." "Amen, Whitman," Nixon agreed.

David Edison

#12. Whatever you want - nonalcoholic, of course.

Rick Riordan

#13. They asked me what year it was, what month it was, etc. I easily answered these stupid questions.

Bobby Fischer

#14. It is the mess that readers love. The fact that sometimes the people who love us the most aren't people we're related to, but people who join our family later. The book acknowledges how difficult family relationship are, and this fuss just proves it.

Kristine Grayson

#15. A few seconds later, her reply came in.
WTF an A! I blinked, sure I was misreading. But no, the letters didn't change.
Me: Nana, do U know what WTF means??
Her: Of course silly, it means well, that's fantastic.

Gena Showalter