Top 71 Cuss Quotes
#1. You can kill but don't cuss. Break any rule necessary to save the world but don't watch porn or even think about having sex.
Karen Marie Moning
#2. In the sunny world, with its small things moving too fast, I shy away from light and in the attic cuss the dark.
Andre Alexis
#3. There would be some times where people wouldn't know how to act around me. Does he drink? Can I cuss? What can I do? And then there was other circumstances where it was, I just don't respect what you're trying to do.
LeCrae
#4. Of course you don't want your kids swearing. But remember how fun it was to cuss when you were in the first grade?
Eminem
#5. We cuss them because we're not good enough for them. We hate them because they wouldn't look at us, couldn't be bothered to give us an interview. I guess there's a Trent & Brent in every city, in every field. I didn't make it and I don't belong, so I'll just go through life hating them.
John Grisham
#6. Of course, it took a while to learn all this. Anytime I messed up, my boss would let me know. Right away he'd cuss me out, tell me I was a worthless piece of shit. But I never got pissed at David. In my mind, I thought, I'm better than that and I'll show you. As it happens, that's exactly the
Chris Kyle
#7. Seven o'clock and all's well," said Atticus. "You've been swearing at your aunt." "I have not." "She told me you had." "I was crude, but I didn't cuss her.
Harper Lee
#8. Some guy came up to me with his kids, ages probably 10 and 12, and said that the reason he likes me is because he sat through an hour and twenty-minute show, and I didn't cuss one time. So it just really depends.
Larry The Cable Guy
#9. I'm not a good kid. Yeah, look, I'm just a piece of paper with the word sad and a bunch of cuss words written on it.
A lousy piece of paper. That's me.
A piece of paper that's waiting to be torn up.
Benjamin Alire Saenz
#10. The God of the universe
the creator of nitrogen and pine needles, galaxies and E-minor
loves us with a radical, unconditional, self-sacrificing love. And what is our typical response? We go to church, sing songs, and try not to cuss.
Francis Chan
#11. I mean, if we're regulating cigarettes and sex and cuss words, because of the effect they have on our younger generation, why aren't we regulating things like calling people fat?
Jennifer Lawrence
#12. Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
Pat Paulsen
#13. Your father is a complete! I don't know what she called him, but I have a feeling that's when the first cuss were invented.
Rick Riordan
#14. I was a stubborn cuss, and I made some mistakes.
Earl Butz
#15. But that's me. I'm fat. It's not a cuss word. It's not an insult. At least it's not when I say it. So I always figure why not get it out of the way?
Julie Murphy
#16. Papa didn't cuss, he didn't raise a whole lot of fuss. But when we did wrong, Papa beat the hell out of us.
James Brown
#17. I'm still very much a Christian and have a great relationship with God. I love Him, but one of my flaws is that I cuss.
Steve Harvey
#18. The preacher laughed softly. "You know," he said, "it's a nice thing not bein' a preacher no more. Nobody use' ta tell stories when I was there, or if they did I couldn' laugh. An' I couldn' cuss. Now I cuss all I want, any time I want, an' it does a fella good to cuss if he wants to.
John Steinbeck
#19. For me, talking about church in front of a bunch of Christians means approaching a microphone and attempting to explain the most important, complicated, beautiful, and heart-wrenching relationship of my life in thirty minutes or less without yelling or crying or saying any cuss words.
Rachel Held Evans
#20. Did you really just say 'by the mighty power of Thor'?" "I'm trying to cuss less.
Penny Reid
#21. I don't object to the proliferation of the 'f-bomb' in screenplays because the adjective is vulgar but because it is unimaginative.
Ron Brackin
#22. My best time as a writer is any day, or any moment, when the work's going well and I'm completely absorbed in the task at hand. The hardest time is when it's not, and I'm not. The latter tend to outnumber the former. But I'm a persistent little cuss. And I soldier on.
Meredith Maran
#23. He doesn't care that I cuss like a trucker. He doesn't care that I hate dressing up. Or that I don't look like someone who stepped off the cover of some fashion magazine. Adam would never want me to be something I'm not for his sake. Now I know without a doubt that I love him because of that.
Lauren Hammond
#24. I'm a little too belligerent. I cuss and swear at people. I yell at umpires and maybe I'm a little to tough at home sometimes. I don't sign as many autographs as I should and I haven't always been that good with writers.
Thurman Munson
#25. Doggone thing could make a preacher cuss." I yanked out the muffin pan and slammed the oven shut.
Lois Lavrisa
#28. Are you aware that Jesus Christ can spell? I get so tired of you spelling every slang and cuss word that crosses your mind, as though you are pulling one over on the Lord.
Brenda Sutton Rose
#29. There are worse words than cuss-words, there are words that hurt.
Tillie Olsen
#30. Gonna cuss an' swear an' here the poetry of folks talkin'.
John Steinbeck
#31. If there's one area of me that the devil's got a hold of, it's my tongue.
Stefne Miller
#32. I can't cuss and tell jokes the rest of my life. I gotta say something meaningful. I gotta give something back to a Creator who has given so much to me.
Steve Harvey
#33. I cuss like a sailor; I smoked cigarettes for many years but quit and have never looked back; also, I ride a motorcycle ... in Los Angeles ... so there ya go.
Keith Coogan
#34. You can cuss out colonialism, imperialism, and all other kinds of ism, but it's hard for you to cuss that dollarism. When they drop those dollars on you, your soul goes.
Malcolm X
#35. My soul may be stoned an' my luck may be rotted but I can still cuss a cuss
David Mitchell
#36. Okay, well . . . yeah, I didn't really say "Shut the fuck up," because I honestly don't cuss. But I wanted to. I think, in reality, I raised my finger to my lips and said, "Shhhhh," so she wouldn't say anything else as we spiraled into the center of that wish circle.
Andrew Smith
#37. My father was an American who could cuss in Italian and make an aria out of it. It was wonderful to watch. But then again, he was a Gemini. I believe in that stuff.
Dominic Chianese
#38. Right away he'd cuss me out, tell me I was a worthless piece of shit. But I never got pissed at David. In my mind, I thought, I'm better than that and I'll show you. As it happens,
Chris Kyle
#39. When we cuss each other out, call each other the vilest names on earth, and put each other down with thoughtless cruelty, it is the only way we know and the only language we have to express our ardent love for each other.
Pat Conroy
#40. I was a drama major also so it's cool to cuss for meaning, but for no apparent reason, no.
Kel Mitchell
#41. Ricky had taught me a few cuss words. I usually practiced them in the woods by the river, then prayed for forgiveness as soon as I was done.
John Grisham
#42. Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a bit. But they wouldn't punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their grip.
Dan Jenkins
#43. Dad" I pleaded, "this is so [cuss word you never, ever say in front of your mother] ridiculous.
Jennifer Echols
#44. They say, he must had an angel, cuss look how death missed his ass. Unbreakable, what you thought they'd call me Mr. Glass?
Kanye West
#45. You can live by biblical principles, and you can teach by those principles and still be a winner. So many coaches think you've got to kick your players in the rear end. You've got to cuss them out. You've got to hit them across the head. No. You don't have to do that.
Bobby Bowden
#46. My spine straightened as I gaped at him. "Are you fucking serious?"
He blinked once and then narrowed his eyes. "You don't need to cuss."
"I'll fucking cuss if I want to fucking cuss," I snapped. "Fucker.
J. Lynn
#47. If my Dad doesn't like you, you will know. My Mom is just too innocent to ever lie. She doesn't even cuss.
Channing Tatum
#48. Since Thor wasn't there to creatively cuss, Sam did the honors, muttering a few comments that I doubted her grandparents would've approved of.
"Those are just expressions," I added hastily. "In no way was my friend giving you permission to do ... any of those rude and colorful things.
Rick Riordan
#49. We know that the organised workers of the country are our friends. As for the rest, they don't matter a tinker's cuss.
Manny Shinwell, Baron Shinwell
#50. My thing is, I know kids cuss, they do their thing, but I tell my kids, 'Don't do it in earshot of any adults, or you're in trouble.'
Ice Cube
#51. In poetry, the best way to say cuss words is to hide it behind metaphors.
Ymatruz
#52. I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.
Chris Tucker
#53. Man, your horse can cuss." Percy shook his head. "He doesn't think much of Olympia." For
Rick Riordan
#54. People in real life cuss God out when they're angry. That's all real.
Amber Tamblyn
#55. Why do you like to cuss?" "Everybody likes to cuss." "I don't." "They don't call you Mr. Excitement for nothing.
Benjamin Alire Saenz
#56. Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?
Howard Cosell
#57. You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about ...
Peg Bracken
#58. To swear with a ferocity that can only be described as a talent.
Markus Zusak
#59. Even Doug Swieteck's brother couldn't cuss like that
and he could cuss the yellow off a school bus.
Gary D. Schmidt
#60. Four-letter words have always offended me. I cringe at hearing them. Can't, don't, and won't are the worst.
Richelle E. Goodrich
#61. I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer I am performing on an Alaskan cruise. Not too many comedians can pull that off. Funny thing is, my show doesn't change for Vegas.
Henry Cho
#62. Damsel in distress," she muttered, her mother's favorite cuss. Regular cursing made some people look down on a person, but imaginative cursing made a person feel better and those around smile.
Jordan Elizabeth Mierek
#63. He was a little guy, a former winger too, and he was a transplant from England who could talk the most civilized-sounding shit you would ever hear, and he could cuss you out with the most vicious obscenities and
Andrew Smith
#64. Badger: The cuss you are.
Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?
Roald Dahl
#65. You call my Wall Street words "cuss words" ... I call them "sentence enhancers".
Ziad K. Abdelnour
#66. We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.
Will Rogers
#67. If you want to get your point across, you gotta cuss.
Eazy-E
#68. I get road rage. I can't drive because I cuss people out.
Leona Lewis
#69. You have to expect that if you cuss out the world, The world is going to cuss back.
Andrew Young
#70. I try not to confuse roles and traits in my own life. Being the Perl god is a role. Being a stubborn cuss is a trait.
Larry Wall
#71. Don't cuss. Don't argue with the officials. And don't lose the game.
John Heisman