Curbelo Congressman Quotes

#1. One GOP Congressman named Carlos Curbelo actually suggested that Donald Trump may be a 'phantom candidate' that has been planted by the Democrats. The DNC strongly denied this - while Hillary said, 'Crap, they figured it out! Take off the wig, Bill.'

Jimmy Fallon

#2. Children surviving childhood is my obsessive theme and my life's concern,

Maurice Sendak

#3. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

Mark Twain

#4. The yellowy things on the tray were probably eggs, but they looked like they came pre-scrambled from alien chickens.

Roberta Pearce

#5. I really need to restructure my life so I can spend more time reading abstracts and less time punching dinosaurs."

- Atomic Robo

Brian Clevinger

#6. Once you succeed in tennis, financially you become quite well off.

Stefan Edberg