Brian Clevinger Quotes

#1. ... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation.

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#2. The only way I could care less about what you're talking about is if you keep talking.

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#3. Is this going anywhere? I have some important "Not being in the same room as you" to get done.

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#4. Were you the cryptid?"
"Bah. Your FACE was the crypid.

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#5. Okay, it's a matter of company policy from now on. You must build a reverse polarity setting into all experiments.

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#6. When your future self tells you to do something, YOU DO IT.

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#7. There is a God! And his name be Awesome, the Mighty.

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#8. We know the thing is four months away. Technically, it's already there and we're four months away.

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#9. We're not trapped in here with them. They're trapped in here with Jenkins.

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#10. I'm STREET. ... I've been ON a street, anyway...

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#11. Your words are fire giants besieging the Asgard of my mind.

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#12. Ooh, I know! You took a course of action so circumlocutious that it would've been faster AND easier for all parties if you just killed yourself?

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#13. Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them?

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#14. Sorry, I was a philosophy major, so nutjob cultist is the only job I can hold.

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#15. It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say.

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#16. If we were to plot the distance between where you are RIGHT NOW and the nearest good idea, it would describe a line too big to fit inside the universe.

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#17. Well, the good news is I killed the space monster.

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#18. Black Mage: I was joking.
Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.

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#19. I really need to restructure my life so I can spend more time reading abstracts and less time punching dinosaurs."

- Atomic Robo

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#20. In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed.

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#21. I should imagine that space-time as we now know it will hold no meaning for me at that stage of evolution. I'll be a chick magnet.

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#22. Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.

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#23. The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.

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