Top 23 Crybaby Quotes

#1. You're such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn't have moved, Joe. It was your fault. (Tee) Yeah, everything's my fault. (Joe) Good, then we agree. (Tee)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. Innovators are inevitably controversial.

Eva Le Gallienne

#3. Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs.

Rip Torn

#4. I'm a crybaby, which means I barricade myself in my house and scream for awhile, and when it subsides enough that I can leave, I go for a run. Tears make great fuel. Night runs, or rainy days, are best for this as you don't get as many questioning looks.

Allison McAtee

#5. I'll take him outside and beat him for making my girl cry. (Acheron)
Really? (Kat)
Absolutely. Forget medieval, I'll break Atlantean on his ass, and you've seen what a ticked-off Atlantean god can do. Makes Hannibal Lecter look like a crybaby. (Acheron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#6. She said she doesn't like your cooking. She said she'd rather eat a microwave dinner from the convenience store instead of something you cooked. Do you get it? Hm? Why are you being such a crybaby? Save the salt from your tears for seasoning.

Kanoko Sakurakouji

#7. I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.

Criss Jami

#8. To insult a friend implies that you respect his masculinity enough to know he can take it without acting like a crybaby. The swapping of insults, like the fighting between brothers, becomes the seal of the male bonding.

Frank Pittman

#9. He looks like a woman coach sometimes. I guess he's just trying to get into certain people's heads, but it won't work with me. Like a woman who coaches and cries all the time. He can't get in my head. He's a crybaby.

Shaquille O'Neal

#10. Did you even use anything at all in that bag of yours?"
"No, but I might use some of it later." And I almost certainly would, once I got rid of this crybaby and picked up my drag queen.

Cherie Priest

#11. I'm sorry to burden you,' she said. She felt like a crybaby.
'What can we do with our stories,' he said, 'but tell them?

Sena Jeter Naslund

#12. Most of us are referees at heart; we like to call throws and errors on someone else.

John Kessel

#13. In a battle which might interest scholars of modern urban warfare, the Conduit Street Comanche whipped the tar out of an irregular band of crybaby destitutes who pledged allegiance to the Watson's departed mucker-wallah.

Kim Newman

#14. Don't cry, you crybaby! When you think things are hard, that's the time you are maturing as a person. If you get over the darkness, a wonderful new day will come. The bright morning will be filled with light and the birds will be singing . There'll be white roses with a lovely fragrance ...

Aya Kito

#15. You big crybaby," I whispered into his ear. "Now you know why your mom warned you not to hit girls. Sometimes they hit back.

Kirsten Miller

#16. My son is a Liverpool fan, and he was already kicking a ball before he was one. He was born in the football city; he had no choice.

Fernando Torres

#17. None of us wanted to look like that, ever. For a moment, even though we knew what was being done to her, we despised her. Crybaby. Crybaby. Crybaby. We meant it, which is the bad part. I used to think well of myself. I didn't then.

Margaret Atwood

#18. Hurry and you can have the big crybaby for first kill.

Koushun Takami

#19. I'm not a crybaby.

Dwight Howard

#20. I can't claim I'm truly a man's man, I'm just as much of a dork and a crybaby sometimes as anybody else.

Anson Mount

#21. Don't be such a crybaby. The fucking world ended. Everyone's mother is dead, you pussy. Besides... we're on our way to talk to the people who cut you mom's head off... have some motherfucking perspective.

Robert Kirkman

#22. I don't think you can be a Catholic without an accompanying measure of guilt.

Mia Farrow

#23. These mountains that you are carrying, you were only supposed to climb.

Najwa Zebian

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