Crouton Quotes

#1. Is there anything more useless than a crouton? I sometimes wake up in the small hours with a start and realise that what's roused me is an overpowering urge to visit violence on its originator.

Will Self

#2. Then it was snack time, right in the middle of mass. Right out of nowhere, the priest would look down and say, 'Let's have some yum yums!' You would get in line - you would jump in the line - and you would go up and get the crouton O'Christ.

Dane Cook

#3. no people can be both ignorant and free.

Thomas Jefferson

#4. Count no man happy till he dies, free of pain at last.

Sophocles

#5. Don't show up around here until your social worker's helped.

Elton John

#6. Muslims must speak out and explain who they are, what they believe in, what they stand for, what is the meaning of their life. They must have the courage to denounce what is said and done by certain Muslims in the name of their religion.

Tariq Ramadan

#7. I find it very easy to be alone. I'm a writer, for heaven's sakes!

Simon Mawer

#8. Everyone has a purpose. There are those who are unfortunate enough not to know what that purpose is, and there are those that are bound by it, thrive in it, know nothing else.

Kelsey Sutton