Crotching Quotes

#1. I have lunch, flirt with some local grandmothers, undercut my flirting by crotching myself on the corner of a table as I leave.
The Great Divider

George Saunders

#2. We have won freedom, he brooded, but if we abuse it, or vote for cheap personal advantage, it won't be worth having. We are familiar with the abuses of kings, but because what we now attempt is new, we can't foresee its abuses. They'll come.

James A. Michener

#3. Fear, when your friends say to you what you have done well, and say it through; but when they stand with uncertain timid looks of respect and half-dislike, and must suspend their judgement for years to come, you may begin to hope.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4. There is no tyrant like custom, and no freedom where its edicts are not resisted.

Christian Nestell Bovee

#5. That was the way love was, she guessed-it left you always unsteady on your feet.

Anna Godbersen

#6. [Chief White Halfoat:] Racial prejudice is a terrible thing, Yossarian. It really is. It's a terrible thing to treat a decent, loyal Indian like a nigger, kike, wop, or spic.

Joseph Heller

#7. To my surprise, Brooke smiled, and I realized that even though two of the other teams had managed to bug their marks' cell phones, the information Tara and I had received might just prove it self to be even more useful.
Take that Chloe!

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#8. Those evening bells! those evening bells! How many a tale their music tells Of youth and home, and that sweet time When last I heard their soothing chime!

Charles Lamb

#9. War is a soul-shattering experience for the innocent.

Suzy Kassem

#10. Nothing in life is trivial. Life is whole wherever and whenever we touch it, and one moment or event is not less sacred than another.

Vimala Thakar

#11. A good rant is cathartic. Ranting is what keeps me sane.
They always come from a different place. Take the prime minister, for example. Sometimes when I rant about him, I am angry; other times, I am just severely annoyed-it's an important distinction.

Rick Mercer

#12. I really had to act; 'cause I didn't have any lines.

Marilyn Chambers

#13. Of course I can see you. I'm not blind, you know.
Oh, but you are. You just don't know it.

Cassandra Clare

#14. At about 10 o'clock in the morning the sun threw a bright dust-laden bar through one of the side windows and in and out of the beam flies shot like rushing stars.

John Steinbeck

#15. I wanted to protect my professorial dignity and not lay myself open to laughter from the Americans, who when they do laugh, laugh raucously

Jules Verne

#16. By adapting and adjusting to randomness, you shape but do not control your endpoint.

Bob Deutsch