Crotchety Quotes

#1. People don't feel so quarrelsome in warm weather. They get crotchety in the fall and begin to go to law about things after the first hard frosts.

Elizabeth Jane Coatsworth

#2. I think that we honor ourselves by honoring our past.

Jimi Hendrix

#3. I've listened to a lot of outside stuff and just haven't really heard anything that moves me. I don't know if I'm getting old and crotchety or what.

Josh Turner

#4. Don't keep saying 'huh', Silas. It makes you sound so crotchety." "Well, maybe I am crotchety. And I'll keep saying 'huh' if I want to, Sarah. Huh.

Angie Sage

#5. I remember seeing Amy Sedaris in a stint where she played somebody's alcoholic mother in one scene and in the next she was Ross Perot. I remember thinking she was so awesome.

Stephnie Weir

#6. Call me crotchety, but I didn't like being bossed around, especially before I'd injected caffeine into my system. Violet Parker

Ann Charles

#7. I'd assumed he'd be old and burly with a side order of crotchety.

Rachel Hawkins

#8. I feel like I'm back visiting an old grandmother. She's crotchety and eccentric, but also elegant, and anyone who doesn't fall in love with her has no imagination.

Tony Lema

#9. It's not becoming hell but it's already been hell, I just couldn't see it.

Ajay Kumar

#10. I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

Aaron McGruder

#11. Now I knew what it felt like touching your perfect other - the missing half.

Pepper Winters

#12. As a friend once pointed out, the crotchety dowagers do tend to get all the best lines. That may be why I have so many of them in my books.

Lauren Willig

#13. Tantrums are a noble and time-tested strategy,she said airily. Particularly if you have a good set of lungs and are facing down a crotchety old priest. I know Stewart; he always bends if you make enough noise.

Brandon Sanderson

#14. You can get better, or you can get all gooey, and crotchety, old, pathetic, icky, gross. Not me. Not into it.

Tony Horton

#15. He who would speak of unknown authors, buried beneath the rubble of centuries, inevitably lays himself open, at least to begin with, to the suspicion of being a crotchety sort with very queer tastes.

Arno Schmidt

#16. The third eye is located between the eyebrows and a little above. The heart center is located directly in the center of the chest. The naval center is about two inches below the navel.

Frederick Lenz

#17. The course that I have uniformly pursued, ever since I became a missionary, has been rather peculiar. In order to become an acceptable and eloquent preacher in a foreign language, I deliberately abjured my own. When I crossed the river, I burnt my ships.

Adoniram Judson