Critchley Farms Quotes

#1. I think that's who you should be servicing as an actor is the fans. You don't wanna alienate new people from coming in, but you gotta first and foremost service your fans.

Krysten Ritter

#2. All us humans are fouled on both ends. One we shit out of, and the other we talk shit out of.

Joe R. Lansdale

#3. Everything that happens in your future is a direct result of what you do today.

James Altucher

#4. Sabine Baring-Gould wrote the hymn "Onward, Christian Soldiers" and, more unexpectedly, the first novel to feature a werewolf.

Bill Bryson

#5. I'm going to rub your faces in things you try to avoid. I don't find it strange that all you want to believe is only that which comforts you. How else do humans invent the traps which betray us into mediocrity? How else do we define cowardice?

Frank Herbert

#6. I do not believe there is an atheist in the world who would bulldoze Mecca-or Chartres, York Minster or Notre Dame, the Shwe Dagon, the temples of Kyoto or, of course, the Buddhas of Bamiyan.

Richard Dawkins

#7. Oh, that Einstein, always skipping lectures ... I certainly never would have thought he could do it.

Hermann Minkowski

#8. The clock of time is wound but once
And no one has the power
To tell just when the hands will stop,
Of late or early hour.

The present only is our own,
The past a golden link.
Go cruising now my friend -
It is later than you think.

Unknown Adaptor

#9. My dream is to save them from nature.

Christian Dior

#10. Whole years will be spent, underneath these impossible stars,
when dirt's the only animal who will sleep with you
& touch you with
its mouth.

Aracelis Girmay

#11. So once again, let me be perfectly clear. If anything happens to Murphy and I even *think* you had a hand in it, fuck right and wrong. If you touch her, I'm declaring war on you.

Jim Butcher

#12. Perhaps the two greatest moments of my life were standing on the moon and being outside of the room when my granddaughter was born! We tend not to remember the worst.

Eugene Cernan

#13. The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that.

Allen Toussaint

#14. I need words and print ... I need print like an addict. I could live without it, perhaps. But I hope I never have to try.

Margaret Drabble