Crepe Quotes

#1. People shopping for a messiah want quality. Nobody is going to follow a loser.

Chuck Palahniuk

#2. In New York the other day, there was a pro-Martha Stewart rally. Only four people showed up ... and three of them were made out of crepe paper!

Conan O'Brien

#3. I have been incapable of moving, even a finger or an eye, for at least a year now. I feel relatively certain about this timeframe because I have been watching the crepe myrtle outside the window of the room I am in...

Jason Leclerc

#4. Used to be you could see the orange glow of the hi-intensity arc-sodiums from North Conway, but no more. Now there's just the White Mountains, looking like dark triangles of crepe paper cut out by a child, and the pointless

Stephen King

#5. Touched you, kissed you, been near you ... fallen in love with you ... you're too good for me ...

Jessica Sorensen

#6. Life isn't fair, but government must be,

Ann Richards

#7. This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online

Anonymous

#8. When I was on the 'Mickey Mouse Club,' there was Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling and Christine Aguilera. But they were 12 and I was 17, so there was a bit of an age difference.

Keri Russell

#9. I thought English is a strange language. Now I think French is even more strange. In France, their fish is poisson, their bread is pain, and their pancake is crepe. Pain and poison and crap. That's what they have every day.

Xiaolu Guo

#10. The future is better than the past. Despite the crepe hangers, romanticists, and anti-intellectuals, the world steadily grows better because the human mind, applying itself to environment, makes it better. With hands ... with tools ... with horse sense and science and engineering.

Robert A. Heinlein

#11. He left as silently as he'd come. Pierre LaManche favored crepe-soled shoes, kept his pockets empty so nothing jangled or swished. Like a croc in a river he arrived and departed unannounced by auditory cues. Some of the staff found it unnerving.

Kathy Reichs

#12. what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg

#13. What about your crepe?"
"Stuff It."
"She's crazy about you," Mavis commented.
"It's almost embarrassing, the way she fawns.

J.D. Robb

#14. One recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds like the sort of thing you'd get at Windows on the World - if it still existed.

Ann Coulter

#15. This is the crepe.
This is the cider.
This is how we live and eat.

Gabrielle Hamilton

#16. I don't believe I'm selfish in any way.

Nadya Suleman

#17. He tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.

Christopher Moore

#18. Rosencrantz: I don't believe in it anyway.
Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: England.
Guildenstern: Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?

Tom Stoppard

#19. morality is moral only when it is voluntary

Lincoln Steffens

#20. Thought is a process of work,
joy is an issue of work

Robert Creeley

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Geoffrey Chaucer

#22. Just like any other high school dance, the theme was crepe paper in the gym

Heather Hildenbrand

#23. Yeah. Sure. My brother's dead. My mother's insane. Hey, let's have a crepe.

Jennifer Donnelly

#24. There are plenty of Minutemen. People willing to be Minutemen. Where are the people that want to be George Washington? Where are the Benjamin Franklins? Where is Sam Adams? Where is John Adams?

Beck

#25. No tea for the feeble, no crepe for the dead.

Gilbert King

#26. My only experience with dances was what I had seen on TV, but it really wasn't that far off. The theme appeared to be "Crepe Paper in the Gymnasium," and they had mastered it perfectly.

Amanda Hocking

#27. It's something that never comes off, no matter how much you might want it to."
"You're comparing love to a ... stain?"
He leans so far back in his seat that the front legs of his chair scrape off the floor. He looks very satisfied, with the crepe or with himself, I'm not sure. "Exactly.

Gayle Forman