Crazy Aunt Sayings

#1. I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.

Ilona Andrews

#2. Elrick turned to the proper pages in the Broadman hymnal and gamely sang along to the first, second, and fourth verses. We always ignored the third verse like the crazy aunt in the attic that nobody ever talked about. I never knew why.

Brad Whittington

#3. The debt is like a crazy aunt we keep down in the basement. All the neighbors know she's there, but nobody wants to talk about her.

Ross Perot

#4. I had a very crazy aunt and uncle who we traded my brother Webster to for a Siamese cat. It was heaven to live with my aunt and uncle because you got spoiled to death.

Rex Smith

#5. Ten years ago, desalination was the crazy aunt in the attic. That's changed. It is now entering the mainstream and being taken seriously.

Barry Nelson

#6. I'm a substitute mom."
"You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.

Ilona Andrews

#7. I've always had loads of teddy bears.

Ella Eyre

#8. Crete was heavily fortified, but Nicephorus brushed aside the waiting Arab army by sending in his marines - terrifying Norse warriors whose terrible double-bladed axes could smash through armor and bone alike.

Lars Brownworth

#9. Even that crazy lunatic, my aunt the Empress, wa absolutely sweet and charming.

Lord Mountbatten

#10. The wheel of seasons is broken, says the spring pattern this autumn day, and so am I.

David Mitchell

#11. None of us ate together: my Aunt Gladys ate at five o'clock, my cousin Susan at five-thirty, me at six, and my uncle at six-thirty. There is nothing to explain this beyond the fact that my aunt is crazy.

Philip Roth

#12. American journalism's crazy old aunt in the attic.

Helen Thomas

#13. If I could drown in sleep as I drown in fear I would be no longer alive.

Franz Kafka

#14. I'm a big fan of gallows humor. When my aunt passed away, she was in a coma for a day before my cousins pulled the plug. And the amount of joking and base humor that went on that day around her bed was so insane. It's crazy how people talk when something horrible is happening.

Amanda Peet

#15. Mary's role is to make Her Son Shine

Pope John Paul II

#16. I think Canada probably has an embargo on dicks." "That's why they're so nice. No dicks allowed.

Lauren Beukes

#17. Here, there's no anger, no loss, not even fear. When he's battling, everything has a crystal clarity, just action and reaction.

Anonymous

#18. Right is right and wrong is wrong.

Terrell Owens