Craptastic Award Quotes

#1. One may discover a new side to his most intimate friend when for the first time he hears him speak in public. He will be stranger to him as he is more familiar to the audience. The longest intimacy could not foretell how he would behave then

Henry David Thoreau

#2. Gender is between your ears and not between your legs.

Chaz Bono

#3. Dependence, she knew, and the longing for more than what you had, led to unhappiness and discontent.

Nora Roberts

#4. The role of art is to make a world which can be inhabited.

William, Saroyan

#5. Foreign aid is important. If it's done right, it spreads America's influence around the world in a positive way.

Marco Rubio

#6. I think life changes every year. This is just a little more comfortable.

Robert Downey Jr.

#7. If you want to make God happy, tell him your plans.

Neneh Cherry

#8. Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left. It's totally dishonest.

David Ogilvy

#9. Gratitude is a burden upon our imperfect nature, and we are but too willing to ease ourselves of it, or at least to lighten it as much as we can.

Philip Dormer Stanhope

#10. Never go easy on allies if you ahve to take them down. Especially allies. You're already fighting the urge not to hurt them. Counteract that and hit them with everything you've got.

Kelley Armstrong

#11. So you vampires living forever," I said. "You must need lot of hobbies to keep from going completely mad. My grandma swears by knitting. Do you knit, Francis?"
"I do not," said Francis.
"Ah," I said. "Do you crochet?" This time he didn't bother to answer.

Justine Larbalestier

#12. No one becomes a laughingstock who laughs at himself.

Seneca.

#13. Ingenuity and incongruity always cheer me up.

Terry Pratchett

#14. I'd be foolish if I didn't return her interest." He puffed out his chest. "And no one has ever called me a fool."
Rosika's jaw tightened. She rubbed her temples. "I'm giving it some serious consideration.

Jess Schira